About Alf

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  hump tickets

  0 0 The tickets just went on sale. FYI: Questionland is not part of the Mercury anymore. Questionland just forgot to tell everyone. Typically they go on sale once we have dates booked. But yeah. More shows have been added and it is that time. Just a heads up! They are going super quick and no rush tickets will be sold the day of the show. Alf answered in Arts & Music 7 months ago Answer and comment »

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  Where can I find mead, aka honey wine, in Portland?

  1 0 I've bought mead at the Horse Brass bottle shop a few times. That was some time ago so I have no idea if that bottle shop is still there or if they still carry mead. Pro tip: Do whatever the fuck you can to find Redstone Meadery "vanilla bean with cinnamon sticks" flavor. It is worth the effort. Alf answered in Food & Drink 7 months ago Answer, comment & read 3 more answers »

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  Radio Internships?

  1 0 There is a person that posts on Reddit via the Portland sub-reddit for gigs at OPB quite often. Alf answered in Education & Jobs 7 months ago Answer and comment »

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  What are your rules for submitting a humorous article for publication?

  0 0 Yes. The Mercury does accept submissions. Regarding rules, I don't know that there are any rules. You submit it. If they like it. They contact you. Those are the rules. Alf answered in Whatever 7 months ago Answer and comment »

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  How do I submit an event on Portland Mercury website?

  0 0 Calendar @ portlandmercury . com Also, this site is no longer affiliated directly with the Mercury. Alf answered in Arts & Music 7 months ago Answer and comment »

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  how do you submit theater events and articles?

  0 0 They still never addressed that Questionland has nothing to do with the Mercury anymore did they? Regawdless, calendar @ portlandmercury . com should take care of you and yours. Alf answered in Arts & Music 7 months ago Answer and comment »

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  Why can't I upvote my own questions or answers?

  2 0 Because these people are as smart as Reddit. Upboat... Alf answered in Questionland FAQ's about 1 year ago Answer, comment & read 3 more answers »

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  My partner has noticed two moles on my back. Do I need to worry?

  2 1 Start worrying when your doctor tells you to worry. The main thing you are looking for is change in the mole. If it gets bigger, the color changes, if a dark spot in the center of the mole appears, if it raises. Etc. I know from experience. Alf answered in Health & Drugs about 1 year ago Answer, comment & read 6 more answers »

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  how would i get my art work into the mercury to get my self out there?

  0 0 Email artdirector @ portlandmercury.com Alf answered in Arts & Music about 1 year ago Answer and comment »

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  Why doesn't the Merc have a horoscope section?

  0 0 Ask Steve!   Actually, I think it's a combo of there is no room on the page where the fun happens and I don't know that editorial has found one good enough to merit print. Alf answered in Health & Drugs about 1 year ago Answer, comment & read 5 more answers »

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