Well don't worry for worrying's sake, but you have 2 irregularly shaped, asymetrical, multicolored moles there. If they really weren't there before, these are (unfortunately) worth getting checked out pronto, buddy.

They'll dig them out of your back and biopsy them. You won't feel a thing. Go get it handled.

Good luck.

It's pretty heinous surgery, so I don't like to call it "lazy." Although I think the popularity of plastic surgery has somehow led people to believe that invasive surgery is really no big deal and totally worth the extreme pain and health risks to fill out a dress better, so I definitely see it going this way.

The only cases of bariatric surgery I know of have been extreme life-threatening cases of obesity. So I think it's at least starting out legitimate. But like most of the health industry, "medical entrepreneurs" will find a way to capitalize on this and make it a big, fat, lazy, unhealthy cop-out for anyone with a gut and a low self esteem.

Have you tried Planned Parenthood? I know they do vasectomies regularly so I would think that a similar procedure would be in their repertoire.

Me. No Joke. I'm a certified PT with ACSM (American College of Sports Medicine) and ACSM certified Health/Fitness Specialist. I'm not cheap, but am open to discussions of pay flexibility. Anyway, we should chat.

I second Studio X, by the way. Good place and he's a good guy and owner.

Krusty, a shy bladder is like a shy person: given enough beer and it will loosen up eventually.

I've had insomnia for years and the answer depends on what kind of insomnia you're talking about. Do you have problems falling asleep? Wake up too early? Fall in and out of sleep all night or go long, sleepless stretches?

You can't. As in, it's not "prescribed", but "recommended" by a physician for a debilitating condition. The MMJ-states vary as to what these are, but generally if it's terribly painful you can get a doctor to recommend cannabis for your relief. There's a state office by the Lloyd Center where you can then take your doctor-signed recommendation, apply and pay a fee, and if all is well then you'll receive a card allowing you to possess cannabis and privately medicate.
It's definitely a process, but then it should be or scores of knuckleheads would ruin it for people with a genuine need.

Salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide both have bleaching effects on clothes...a bleach to orange (not white) effect...so check your moisturizer. Or, if you're like me, it's because of your zit cream. FU, Neutrogena, thanks for ruining all of my 11 dollar Wal-Mart specials...

Hey Erik Da Juggalo-
That is just the crazy ninja street team for ICP, who are coming this way soon.

Love,
Your Friendly "Huggalo" Officemate

No, don't pop them. I don't know where the liquid goes, but it goes away. If you pop them then you have a wound that you have to keep clean, and that is a pain. If the blisters are big and look delicate, you can always put a band-aid over them to protect them, (which is what you are going to end up doing if they pop anyways.)