Screaming chickens. Everything else blew, and spoke volumes about how advertisers view the Super Bowl-watching demographic.

Also, for all the bloviating about the Tebow commercial before it aired, when I saw it, I could barely tell what was being advocated.

Did the giant picture of Judge Judy REALLY not compute? Really? Oh gawd, you're one of those people that doesn't have a T.V., aren't you? Damn it all.

Depends what you're into, but here are some personal favorites:

Dreamcast: Power Stone (1 or 2), Soul Calibur, Resident Evil: Code Veronica, Seaman (if you can find a complete set, a bizarre man-fish pet simulator), Typing of the Dead (it's House of the Dead, but you use a keyboard to type words and destroy zombies - so get a Dreamcast keyboard, too!)

Playstation: Ape Escape, Resident Evil 1/2/3, Incredible Crisis, Final Fantasy 7/8/9, Alundra 1/2, Brave Fencer Musashi, Bushido Blade, Clock Tower, Klonoa

I kinda lean towards survival horror, adventure and RPGs but there's some good action/platformers in there, too. I'd say if you get ONE Playstation game, make it Ape Escape!

See you at the show! Stop by the Ground Kontrol booth!

Art

Goodwill, got a text message. Thought it was a prank at first.

Short Answer: Yes.

Long Answer: It was a stupid thing to do (very nice to watch on replays, though), but I'm already very sick of the usual chorus of faux outrage from all the usual sources. "End his career!" "Kick him off the team!"

What?

If this happened off-camera, is there this same outrage?

I can't tell if it's a problem with our media (where only extreme emotions/opinions are allowed), or (and I hate to bring this up) this may even be a racial thing. When white football players engage in bad "extracurricular" activity, it's often "boys will be boys," but with minority players, it's "an inexcusable embarrassment." Sorry to have to bring race into this.

See the following to get an idea of what I mean:

If the player doesn't work, it's at: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4445367

NOTE: I'm saying the reaction MAY be PARTIALLY TINGED by cultural racism.  I am NOT saying that anyone reacting to this conduct who advocates a large punishment is a racist, and I'm not saying this treatment is simple racism, full stop.

I'm unsure, Iike you. If it's true, that means he may have to actually act. Not like himself. Like he does in every one of his movies. EVERY one.

Although I've heard that Ryan Reynolds was going to be the Green Hornet, too. This makes more sense.

In the shitty world of TV sitcoms I'd have to rank them in order of stinkiest turd

1. Two and a Half Men - reeks so bad that just the passing glance of a bus ad for the show causes me to gag.
2. According to Jim - has the consistency of a pudding shit. You think you can quickly get rid of it, but are continually surprised that there is more in the chamber.
3. Becker - If left out the odor will slowly grow to over take your taste buds. However, quick disposal will take care of the mess without much of a lingering effect.
4. Raymond - This is the turd Oprah's Dr. OZ dreams of. It's 'S' shaped, light in fragrance and only has a kernel or two of corn in it.

I don't need anyone... or anything.... except this chair.... and this lamp...and this ashtray.... (etc, etc, etc).

IT's THE CANS! HE HATES THE CANS! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES... AVOID THE CANS!"

-Both from "The Jerk"

I would root for Guttenburg, but Cusack would win, His crazy sis Joan would come runnin' like the wind, spread her bat-like wings, and go straight for the Gutte's jugular.