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  7 0 "me thinks" don't ever type it and for the love of mary, DO NOT SAY IT IN PERSON. thelastfewdays answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by Commenty Colin and spudboy… 0 0 Yes, that is disgusting. Commenty Colin commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 I think you have to give a pass to anyone who has recently been immersed in a Middle English text. Although, if they type it out as two words, you should definitely take that pass away, posthaste. spudboy commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  8 1 COOL BEANS Chunty McHutchence answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by two squatting women… 0 0 Hippy phrases=repugnant! two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  6 0 When people say: "I don't want to hurt your feelings", or "I don't want to..." that means they are going to do it. If you don't want to then don't. If you do then do. Along similar lines: "To be honest..." This means someone is going to tell you an outright lie or something that is less than the truth. Watch for it. You'll see it's true. CBC@l answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by Commenty Colin and Stephanie Nicole… 0 0 good call. whenever anyone inserts something like that, they are generally totally/somewhat full of it. "Honestly" is a synonym. Commenty Colin commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 'To be honest' is so fucking stupid because was it like, they WERE going to lie, but THEN they decided to 'be honest'? Who the fuck are these idiots who cant decide whether to lie or be honest? Stephanie Nicole commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  8 2 "At the end of the day". It's meaningless in every conversational context I can imagine, except one in which someone has asked, "Hey, when does the sun set?" rich bachelor answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by Stephanie Nicole… 0 0 thumbs down. i already heard someone else complain about this. i think its just trendy right now to hate this phrase. your just a follower. at the end of the day, you need to be true to YOURSELF, Rich Bachelor. Stephanie Nicole commented about 1 year ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  5 0 "My two cents" Just shut up and give me your opinion, or don't. I'm on a listserve where this is pretty much the standard final line of any email. "IMO/IMHO" is pretty much the same thing, and has the added benefit of looking stupid when typed. And speaking of useless verbiage? "FTW" needs to go away. Immediately. It seems I've wandered away from your question to "hated internet-speak." I REGRET NOTHING. Commenty Colin answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 4 comments by Joneser, Commenty Colin, and two squatting women… 0 0 omg lol Joneser commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 oh shit! I just remembered the absolute worst! You know this situation? EVERYONE ELSE: "Do you remember that part in Movie X where -" Me: "I haven't seen Movie X" EVERYONE ELSE, EVERY TIME, FOREVER, IN THE EXACT SAME INCREDULOUS TONE: "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MOVIE X?" No. I haven't. That's what I just fucking told you. Such a weird conditioned response, since it invariably adds the "spoken with undeservedly cartoon-ish incredulity" element. Every single time. From every speaker, regardless of race, gender, age, etc. Commenty Colin commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 evveryone else = PWND! two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 It's not just movies. "Do you want a strawberry? "I don't eat strawberries." "YOU DON'T EAT STRAWBERRIES??!?" Joneser commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 0 "Do you know what I mean?" And then they continue the conversation without giving you a chance to say yes or no. I HATE it. ujfoyt answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by Joneser and bikefor1… 0 0 Oh man. Yes. Totally. My boyfriend makes fun of one of his co-workers by saying that all the time, in a really annoying voice, and now I hate his co-worker and that phrase. Joneser commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 The thing to do is reply 'I was not aware' EVERY SINGLE TIME the person says "know what I mean?". He'll catch on mighty quickly. And he if he gets pissed off, too bad. It's like holding up a mirror to the bad behavior. bikefor1 commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 0 "I couldn't care less" or "I could care less" you COULD? or you COULDN'T??? C'mon- figure out what you REALLY mean! Lindsarella answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by two squatting women… 0 0 Big thumbs up! two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 1 "my eyes are up here" that one is always annoying. Demondog answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by two squatting women… 0 0 I only say it because my anaconDONG is massive and distracting! two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 1 "Not so much." Though I've only read it; I've never actually heard it in person. I defy anyone to say it to my face. This is preferred by little twerps trying to appear smart, but they only come off as boring conformists. Famous quotes rendered in this time-wasting construct: We have to fear fear itself. Other things? Not so much. Ask what you can do for your country. What your country can do for you? Not so much. Mr. Gorbachev, leave lots of things standing. This wall? Not so much. I figured all these jerks would kill me. But you too Brutus? Not so much. To be or not to be; that is the question. What to eat later? Not so much. Grapleberry Assface answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  5 2 I don't like, "My bad," and, "No worries." ROM answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 without a doubt it's "my bad" I magically lose respect for someone as soon as they utter this stupid stupid phrase sassafrass answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 0 "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you serious?" UGH. amazonfemme answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 I'm not sure if this meets the qualifications for a conversational phrase, exactly, but when somebody says "I'm Audi 5000" instead of "Goodbye," it makes my scrotum crawl. And not in a good way. Tommy answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by two squatting women and Tommy… 0 0 Totally counts. two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 THANK you! Tommy commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 When someone asks "How YOU doin'?" like that fucking idiot from Friends. Some impressive answers here. pork chop answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by two squatting women… 0 0 Seriously. Best thread I've seen. two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 0 "At the end of the day..." Iamsothirsty answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 1 "At this point in time." Duh! Where else would the point be? Suburban Porn King answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  2 1 "I know, right?" I don't know where it came from but I wish it would go away. Spaceman answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 1 "I'm not gonna lie.." and "the thing is" emilythehaikubot answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 2 comments by amazonfemme and fathertorque… 0 0 I say "I'm not gonna lie" a lot, ESPECIALLY when drinking, and pretty much subconsciously at this point. In reading this I'll make the effort not to, as seeing it makes me realize how completely effing annoying it is. Good call. amazonfemme commented over 2 years ago | Report 0 0 but it's true, I'll not be a gentlemen fathertorque commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 1 It's a no-brainer. Beth Delaney answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by rich bachelor… 0 0 And my response to that one is always, "Lucky for you, mate." rich bachelor commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 "I'm not gonna lie to you.." "Irregardless..." KG answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report 1 comment by two squatting women… 0 0 Irregardless isn't even a word, is it? two squatting women commented over 2 years ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 I cannot stand when someone says, "fair enough'. this is just a stubborn dick way of not ACTUALLY admitting the the person is right even though at that moment you MUST concede that you are wrong. It also implies that YOU are the ones deciding that what the other person said is right, as opposed to the other person just being right because they are right. Next time someone says "fair enough" to me I'm just going to hit them. Stephanie Nicole answered in Whatever about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 not tonight. JC Bluebike answered in Whatever about 1 year ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 0 "It is what it is." STOP using meaningless phrases around me! organic.brian answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  0 1 "Can I ask you a question?" you just did. kiroy answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  1 2 "You know how it is" DO I?! REALLY?! alisemarie answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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  4 5 You all are a bunch of fucking whiners. I hate that one... oh wait. Joe Joe answered in Whatever over 2 years ago | Report Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

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